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caucus

A system of selecting a frontrunner for a political candidacy, becoming more popular in recent days. It is majorly consumed by radicals because only the people who really feel strongly will attend.
We're having a caucus? There goes our hope of getting a moderate candidate. We're screwed!
by Aokun January 22, 2004
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chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.
Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.
by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006
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Cactus

person: That is such bull-cactus!
by iEatSpam June 27, 2018
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The cactus effect

Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.
Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.
by PurplePagan June 7, 2007
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Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles
by Arven October 6, 2007
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Cactus 15-49

A transportation vessel that is doomed, but will keep you safe upon impact. The U.S. Airways flight that belly flopped into the Hudson River was Cactus 1549.
Friend 1: "Man, I don't want to ride in your car. If you go faster than 60 mph, it starts shaking like an addict and smoking like Lindsey Lohan."

Friend 2: "No way man. That thing is a Cactus 15-49. The only time you've ever been safer was when you were in your mother's womb."
by Bert-Bert February 5, 2009
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Cactus

misunderstood. someone who looks like they can hurt you. someone who's intentions are always good but end up hurting people they love due to their nature. beautiful disasters.
She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.
by messygal August 23, 2016
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