These are the Four Sacred Truths of The Big-Booty Bottom Bitch himself, Daddy Jakeypoo.
Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
by DaddyDextive April 21, 2021
C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions
You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
by UncleAlias July 04, 2021
Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024
Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.
by Ballalucci June 19, 2022
Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome
by maddyjpg May 21, 2021
When one has an idea that sounds like it could be a part of a ficton's canon.
Will generally leave behind a trail of confused people until properly explained.
Will generally leave behind a trail of confused people until properly explained.
"I've had an idea! It all fits in with the canon! The generic macguffin could have been used way before by the bad guy!"
"That's called a canon spark. I'm calling that a canon spark."
"...When has that ever been called a canon spark?"
"That's called a canon spark. I'm calling that a canon spark."
"...When has that ever been called a canon spark?"
by R. Sposchki August 24, 2018
A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
Tristan Canon: an amazing person
by Shehdbdb November 21, 2021