Lax Cabbage

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.
Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.
by BroLaxLaxBro December 11, 2015
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victory cabbage

The name given to sauerkraut during World War 1 by Americans due to a war against Germans
"Eat the victory cabbage! It's good for you"
by Keenster August 07, 2009
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Muff Cabbage

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
by -Nobody- October 14, 2010
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Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for marijuana originating in the 1930's from it's widespread use by those who enjoyed jazz.
"Bro wanna smoke?"
"Hell yeah, you know I love that jazz cabbage"
by That1oneguy September 10, 2017
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cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 11, 2005
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Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.
by ya I know March 10, 2019
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Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them
"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"
by Dinfindandong March 04, 2022
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