Bozzio

big fat american bastard

you fucking bozzio
you have nothing to say you bozzio

by sttonnia93 November 17, 2009

Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.

I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.

by Watchcow January 5, 2005

Academic Buzz

The result in which a student gets straight-B's instead of Straight-A's.

Student 1: Bro, how did you do in all of your classes this year?
Student 2: I got the academic buzz man.
Student 1: ..what?
Student 2: Straight B's.

by eefpq May 15, 2009

Buzzard

When a person is either very lame or wack.

That chick over there is mad buzzard.

by 1030BSM July 12, 2012

Buzzbomb

Nickname for the Federal version of the Lotus Elise introduced to America in the summer of 2004. Handle derived from it's high engine note sourced straight out of a Toyota Celica GT-S.

Tom had that Buzzbomb screaming way above 7000 rpm where it makes over 50% of it's gravy... on that IH-10 the other day.

by dickedup August 13, 2010

Buzzard Lookin' Ass

Someone who has the inability to eat ice cream correctly. They eat it obnoxiously with odd mating calls in between. They also ignore the ice cream that just so happens to be coating their face.
Also known as Junebug lookin' ass.

Dude, did you see how ugly he was eating his ice cream? What a buzzard lookin' ass.

by Niggagrape July 7, 2011

Deadly Buzz

When you are on a high after something happened.

"I just got a litre of vodka"
"Ahh Deadly Buzz"

by Javeen June 14, 2008