Tookie gel

Your penis' sweat

Joe: Oh, my tookie gel is really bad.
Bob: Here, I'll wipe it for you

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Spiked his Gel

The act in which a man (for any variety of reasons) gains access to someone’s home bathroom in order to ejaculate Semen into their gel bottle. This will give the recipients hair a unique hold and often times result in white crusty flakes on the hair.

After using spiked Gel, Todd’s hair had a strong hold and also white hue to it. He has no idea I spiked his gel while he was out late.

by Chris G-Ray February 12, 2020

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

Gel Day

Everyday is Gel Day. You cannot change it.

Person-1 - "It's gel day."
Person-2 - "I know."

by hrony July 9, 2021

Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.

Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”

by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023