Bumper Buddies

Two idiots who drive side by side because neither wants to nut up an pass the other. Usually at least one of them is texting

Look at these two bumper buddies. They're backing up traffic for a mile!

by Tatstastic July 22, 2012

coke bumpers

Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.

Shit, I have no mirror, hand me one of those coke bumpers.

by B-Money-atpgfog7 July 02, 2006

Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

by Whizzurd48 September 01, 2010

Taco bumpers

When two girls ride each other’s vaginas and scissor each other

Those lesbians are taco bumpers

by Home bag October 06, 2019

Bumper cars

When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together

You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?

by peepeeannihalator March 16, 2021

Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper

Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.

by Main Shear November 06, 2019

Bumper Sticking

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.

John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.

by tmoney234 March 10, 2011