The act of inserting some sort of baton i.e. drumstick, chopstick, dildo etc. etc. up your arse, leaving a good length sticking out. Your opponent does the same and you hit each others baton with your own to make you opponents fall out. The first one to lose his/her baton is the loser, allowing the winner to run his baton under the loser's nose getting a good whiff.
Quote Dirty sanchez 'You put a jellyfish on my T-Shirt, cracked an egg on my face and wrote BumFight(s) on my forehead'
Also 'I challenge you to a bum fight - a drumstick shall be my weapon of choice'
Also 'I challenge you to a bum fight - a drumstick shall be my weapon of choice'
by E. Williams September 26, 2006
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Get the bumfodder mug.Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc
Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"
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Get the bumflex mug.When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
by Schulyssa January 9, 2022
Get the Bumfuckled mug.To bumfuzzle is to confuse or fluster. Bumfuzzle is most often used in the dialect of the Southern United States. It is colloquial, meaning it is typically used in informal conversation. It is very similar to bamboozle, and may be derived from it.
In an attempt to bumfuzzle his mother, Tony hid her keys in the microwave and pretended to know nothing about it.
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