Jessica came back with abg bruises on her shins from walking into the table at the club booth every time she wanted to get her a shot of Henny (abg juice)
by anonymous September 30, 2022
Get the ABG Bruisemug. by FreddyKT November 27, 2017
Get the Bruised Kneemug. Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.
Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.
Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018
Get the Bruised Armmug. Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
Get the Bruisesmug. A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
Get the Dong Bruisemug. by bruiseboy47 April 19, 2021
Get the Big Bruise Boymug. by mary bleh November 11, 2013
Get the silent bruisemug.