Boredom

A fatal disease that cause you to stare off into space, and ignore your surroundings. You go in to a trance and can be cured by doing something fun. Symptoms of boredom include: watching paint dry, watching something bake in the oven, watching the coffee maker, staring off into space of an extended amount of time, counting tiles on your bathroom floor and staring at something bright till you see pretty colours before your eyes

Matt: hey lets go to a movie
Ted: .......
Matt: dude you ok?
Ted: ....... What? when did you get here?
Matt: dude your suffering from boredom

by Jenava February 5, 2010

Bored Out Of My Tree

A way to state how severely bored you are.

--What are you up to?

--Oh nothing much just bored out of my tree. Wanna do something?

by ohnow September 16, 2010

Boredungry

Being so bored you feel hungry and want to eat to make it feel like you're doing something.

I dont know what to do so im going to eat. I am boredungry.

by Mehkeh buddeh June 21, 2010

i am very bored

its 1:24 am, and for some reason i created this definition, because

i am very bored.

by ialsocreatedanaccountfor1word November 19, 2018

bored out of my gourd

To be so bored you don't know what to do, basically to be bored out of your mind

Last weekend, i was bored out of my gourd

by blaze it up May 29, 2005

zooted and booted

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

by annakousagi October 14, 2014

Chronic Boredom

When you have no weed. And you have nothing better to do then to go on youtube and watch videos of people smoking it.

"I hate being sober,well lets go on youtube"
-Chronic Boredom

by PoonjabPackit420 June 26, 2008