boomerang bitch

A girl who used to be your girlfriend, left you unexpectedly, then came back to you with the intent to hook up.

she said she wanted to break up out of nowhere. I won't worry though, she's a boomerang bitch. she'll come back.

by TripleHdogSupreme June 11, 2017

Boomerwang

Noun - A man's penis or 'wang' which is irregularly shaped, usually referring to the curve it has when erect

Beckie: I banged this guy the other week with a real boomerwang!

by regular ol' plumbus June 16, 2018

Boomerang Stool

The stool that appears to be flushed down the toilet but then comes back up.

- You didn't flush the toilet man wtf ?
- It was a boomerang stool dude!

by rand() % person July 23, 2018

Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.

"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"

by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020

Boomerang

When a boomer forgets what they said to you yesterday, so they just come back round again with the same nonsense.

Don’t get Jim talking about emergency medical treatment for illegal immigrants, he’ll just boomerang back to his tired racist rhetoric.

-or-

Last week Jim argued he isn’t racist because a POC cleans his home. Survey shows: most racist comment he’s said.

This week he boomerangs back saying he’s not a racist because he gave said POC a Christmas gift... after she cleaned his home. Survey shows: yep, still a racist comment.

by Mark7 December 7, 2020

Boomerness

The quality of being a boomer

Dingdong smells of boomerness

by Ag-47 February 23, 2021

Boomerational wealth

Generational wealth inherited by children and grandchildren of Boomers that consists of entirely useless items such as vintage speakers, 8 foot long dinning tables, dusty cocktail glasses and brass pottery.

Instead of investing money into an index fund, many Boomers wasted money buying items they deemed valuable (but not valuable enough to sell) and passed those items through Boomerational wealth to their descendants.

by RieuxRising January 26, 2021