Bollerized

When football coaches ruin a rookie quarterback by babying them, in the fashion of Kyle Boller.

If they keep this up, he'll be Bollerized!

by guyofsomerenown October 20, 2008

Bollinger

Invite someone to a party and then insult them for personal gain

The president of Iran was completely bollingered at Columbia University.

by Ahmin October 28, 2007

bollingbrook

1) city on the northern outskirts of downer's grove, which in turn is on the outskirts of park ridge (so to speak), which in turn is on the outskirts of chicago. so basically you're in the middle of no where, but you do have to be on your toes in case of a drive-by 'cause you got with your friend's ex and the whole school eventually found out.
2) cheap residents, you should live here if you plan on working at that McDonald's the rest of your life.

"My 17 year old cousin just had her 3rd kid in bollingbrook."

by Kenny K. January 1, 2006

bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.

"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"

by john john john June 22, 2006

Jedward Bullen

-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!

Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black

Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.

by Team Jedward Bullen September 27, 2008

Bellend

swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.

get u're bell out of my damn ear!!

by Crocky April 23, 2004

bellend

unit of measurement.

the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.

by giraffeheart July 28, 2012