Boobitch

Simply a big boobed bitch. One who's aware of the low hanging fruits she bears and the relish they serve to the hungry. Mind you, she uses them to get her ways, all ways, always.

Johnny - Man, is it just me or Lisa always gets her way around men?
Keiran - Well, she's a Boobitch and you know bosses just dig that.

Johnny - Hmm I'm done with this shit. Time for implants.

Keiran - O_o such a Boobitch...

by Wordster June 9, 2016

boobiths

boobies but if someone with a lisp were saying it

“damn bro did you see that chic before” “yeah her boobiths were massive”

by bigtp123 June 1, 2020

Bobotomy

The first in a planned series of personalized brain surgeries which remove all traces of the common character traits of all the Bobs you ever knew. The steadfastness and resolve of the “Robert”, and the good looks and endearments of “Rob” in him are left alone, but all the fun-loving eccentricities and the “no pun left behind” attitude simply disappear on the cutting room floor. If the clinic is proven to successfully restructure Bob, the Joebotomy will arrive in time for the election. Any old Joe you choose can be transformed with a few deft cuts to become Barack or Bill-like at the molecular level. The Flobotomy follows and offers back a serious insurance agent where once only a floozy lived.

Bob had tried all of the run of the mill brain surgeries to make himself more docile, less irritating...but when the Bobotomy was introduced in ‘19 he was first in line for it and he was able to live a benign yet fruitful life. Never again would the world be subjected to bad puns and childish practical jokes.

by You rReal Name August 19, 2020

bobbit it

Bobbit It = to cut the cock off of a cheating man and tossing it somewhere it's not liable to be found, so you effectively RIP his cheating life.

Babygirl, if you can prove he is sticking his cock in anyone other than you, baby bobbit it and nobody could blame you and you would probably get away with it and nobody would want to see you locked up for taking "things" into your own hands and cutting it off and tossing it wherever you (don't tell me where,lol) decide to RIP his cheating life.

by Justyn Kase August 29, 2020

Bobbittize

When a woman bites off a man's penis.

Lorena Bobbittized her husband!

by Troubleshøøter January 14, 2021

Bobit

A form strong Romania make with a 30 inch horse dick who will test you asshole apart no matter you are because the hammer of mystic is unisex bitch

That Bobit guy absolutely destroyed my pussy

by Dave52749 November 22, 2021

Bobitha

Bobitha- A sexy motherfucker, attracted to c*nts, never listens to her bestfriend (her bestfriend is always right), an amazing human being. The most caring and trustworthy person you’d ever meet.

Jay: I need a wife.
John: Lemme introduce you to my mate Bobitha

by Ance November 22, 2021