When one or more flatus exits your crack to the front rather than the rear, passing over the coin purse and sometimes causing a tickle on the backside of the scrotum (or labia in females); more common in the seated position.
Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of chili before the drive to Milwaukee. I've been blowing leather since I passed Sheboygen.
by pchangchod August 17, 2010
Get the blowing leather mug.to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
by waterbrother September 11, 2009
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The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010
Get the Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake mug.1. To get fucking wasted beyond all perceptual possibilities; namely with the assistance of a special little lady I like to call Mary Jane.
2. A euphemism for getting stoned. Taken out of the context of the movie Battlefield Earth.
2. A euphemism for getting stoned. Taken out of the context of the movie Battlefield Earth.
Richard- "Hey, you blowing the dome with us tonight B?"
C-Stank- "Nah, dawg, I can't blow the dome tonight, I got an appointment wit my coke dealer..shit you know I'm busy on Satadays man!"
C-Stank- "Nah, dawg, I can't blow the dome tonight, I got an appointment wit my coke dealer..shit you know I'm busy on Satadays man!"
by JamesOh September 13, 2008
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"I feel like shit this morning, I'm still blowin' dirty."
"I feel like shit this morning, I'm still blowin' dirty."
by Jooselite September 7, 2012
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