Chicago-Style Blumpkin

The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.

Last night Alyssa picked up Domino's and I couldn't resist asking for a Chicago-Style Blumpkin.

by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012

Blumpkin Frosty

Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.

Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!

by kd32178 February 9, 2010

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

by djareeloa June 9, 2011

blumpkinwood

Erection obtain by thought or receiving of a blumpkin .

Patrick was so excited for his daily movement that he popped BLUMPKINWOOD

by Chuckandshannon February 28, 2017

blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job

she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice

by cooterfuzz January 25, 2021

soggy blumpkin

when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face

Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.

by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009

wild blumpkin

taking a dump in the woods while someone is giving you a blowjob

7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.

by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010