The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.
by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012
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Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!
by kd32178 February 9, 2010
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While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.
by djareeloa June 9, 2011
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Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009
Get the soggy blumpkin mug.7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.
by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010
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