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thems the blokes

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes
by Indicuhh December 8, 2023
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Bloke

Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male
That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second
by Caponeinthesky August 5, 2022
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Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.
‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere
by Thin Tony July 24, 2023
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bloke

I wanna marry thatbloke, I have to send cards just.
by bad,good? August 6, 2019
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bloke

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool
All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.
Call Bloke.
by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018
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