tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 08, 2020

Blizzard stick

A blunt rolled with the funk

"Yo, lets light up that blizzard stick"

by the kline of felds April 03, 2010

Virginian Blizzard

To shit in a fan so that it blows all around getting everywhere.

Man I gave Eboni a Virginian Blizzard while she was sleeping. She woke up mad as hell.

by MsQtPie83 February 23, 2007

blizzard baby

babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.

Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!

Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.

by shanut February 10, 2010

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

buffalo blizzard

When you give a hand job to a guy with snow as lubrication.

When you give a hand job with snow.

Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow

Buffalo Blizzard!

Because western ny is covered in snow!

by ChrissyZz December 18, 2010

Shrimp blizzard

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

by Hank's Wife February 20, 2006