When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.
'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
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YOU CAN'T LIKE BOYS AND BE A LESBIAN
Sapphos of Lesbos, renowned lady lover, literally the origin of the term "Lesbian":
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BLERFs don't actually know lesbian history
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