Gamer Bladder

When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.

Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.

Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.

by KarenDraws May 18, 2019

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Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011

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Bliddy

A blunt. (For those who aren't rad, a blunt is a cigar wrap used to roll a fatty joint.)

Yo, pass the Bliddy, son!

by Devil's Weed Report July 9, 2018

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Bladdersplatter

someone who cant hold it in...enough said!

Danny is a bladdersplatter

by Del May 13, 2005

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bladder level

Refers to how full one's bladder is.

If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.

However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.

Johnson: Mr. Grate, I must go to the bathroom.

Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.

Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.

Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!

by uh... bob. April 28, 2009

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