Bladder buster

An excessively lengthy event, such as a multi-hour class, meeting, show, line or worship service, that drags on without breaks and keeps its captive attendees from heeding nature's call, resulting in great discomfort, inability to pay attention, and, in the most severe cases, ruined clothes and seats.

That three-hour meeting was quite the bladder buster.

by FairVanity January 21, 2010

gay blade

Slang term for a flamboyantly gay man; a "flamer" as opposed to a normal gay man

by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

anus beads

beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...

{anus beads}

by the great extender February 16, 2009

Bladder Olympics

The act of not urinating for a very long period of time after the urge arises. Most commonly happens when online someplace interactive because you dont want to miss anything by going to the bathroom.

Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.

IM: Yhatcha Doin

RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics

IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?

RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>

by Streigh June 24, 2009

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate more often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all day! How does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 25, 2016

Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.

Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.

by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005

Poop Chutes and Bladders

to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.

"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"

by Stinky Whitsleteeth September 12, 2003