A bigger girl

What overweight/fat chicks call themselves on dating profiles to try to make it sound like they aren’t overweight/fat, as if the person viewing their profile was unable to tell based on the number of chins they possess.

Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.

My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.

by anonymous February 22, 2024

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Get the A bigger girlmug.

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

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Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's womanmug.

bigger than the program

Means you are bigger than the problem or situation that arrives; More important & belligerent belittling the person that feels offended by your actions or thoughts that has occurred during a situation that has caused a problem or friction between both parties.

She/He thought he was bigger than the program and that’s why i left them.

by lovelybri March 8, 2025

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