The shortest basketball player to ever exist. No one is too sure why he even plays it because he it literally no taller than 5”1 and I’m not even exaggerating he is a fucking midget. His lack of height results in him having size 13 nikes....KIDS size 13 nikes??? Beat that. Not only is he the size of a dwarf, he sounds like a female toddler on helium and to top it all off (easy to do with his height) he looks like a grape. A really sad neglected grape who goes out with a girl with the same name as his ex who *coincidentally* looks near enough the same, but his current gf is a pretty obvious downgraded version. Ben’s signature pulling technique is the “cupping technique” which is simply his tiny little hands grasping on his gf’s arse cheek in a library full of retarded year 7s, curving your hand and holding part of your gf’s arse cheek as if it’s a tit instead- works every time. Another important quality of Ben to mention is his replies being as dry as his pp. let’s not go into detail, just ask a Ben yourself yeah?
*FYI THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE BEN SIMMONS HES TOO SEXY AND IS TOO SUPERIOR TO BE COMPARED TO THIS PLEB ALSO CALLED BEN*
by Not a French Pleb January 27, 2020
A word that causes me problems getting in the dictionary. Just like his trouble of getting into girls pants. His head is rounder than a tomato. I cant be all negative though as he does somehow have a girlfriend. But he has to wait till marriage because he is a true brexiter.
by IgnitorPyrus February 19, 2020
An asshole.
A general term used to describe someone annoying in Dublin City centre and in the surrounds of Trinity college, used mainly by the students.
A general term used to describe someone annoying in Dublin City centre and in the surrounds of Trinity college, used mainly by the students.
by beanertcd11 March 26, 2010
by Woody89 November 14, 2010
An amazing guy who is sweet, kind, and caring. Although he may seem like a dumb, laughing, dork at first, if you get to know him, you will know he is the hottest and pefect guy for you.
Girl 1: Girl! Ian just broke up with me! He's such a jerk! Ugh, I hate him!
Girl 2: Sorry, to hear that. You should have gotten a ben, like I did.
Girl 2: Sorry, to hear that. You should have gotten a ben, like I did.
by TheOfficialUrbanDictionary September 29, 2014
A person that's extremely good at any Xbox games and anything in general. The females are his strong point and all you need to do it think about a girl and they will be all over you
by I don't know why I'm here November 20, 2018
Ben is a brown haired, brown eyed, Jewish, middle school boy. He has good roasts, and is best friends with a Lucas, but is not nearly as popular as he is. He likes a pretty, brown haired girl who is smart and whose name starts with an R.
by #THETRUTHREAPER June 30, 2018