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Benedict

Benedict is the best kind of boy you could ever meet. He is kind, caring, respectful, charming, but can also be quite selfish and stubborn at times. But this is all okay, because all Benedicts are amazing. He's the type of guy to make your day better or understand you at times where you don't even understand yourself. He is the best person. He is pretty secretive and quiet; you will have to get to really know him for him to come out of his shell completely. He also probably likes cute animals. He has the best taste in music possible, literally nobody can beat him in his music taste. You will be mindblown by how good his music taste is. He is also good at every videogame on earth, name anything and he is already in championships for it. He is well educated in school and does pretty okay for himself in social life. He doesn't have too many friends but the friends he has are real ones that will stick by his side. Benedict would also have good fashion taste, an expert even. Overall, this guy is a keeper as a friend or as a partner and an amazing person.
Dude 1: Bro let's go skating at the park

Dude 2: Wait, let me invite Benedict

Dude 1: Good idea
by kn0wledgeable f3ll0w November 21, 2021
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Eggs Benedict

A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.
Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.
by ISoWeird November 6, 2021
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Benedict cumberbald

A Benedict cumberbald is where during intercourse you shave your partners head and rub horse semen on their head while simultaneously putting a lava lamp all the way up your rectum
Me and Larry had a Benedict cumberbald last week, it felt great.
by Benedict cumberbald May 29, 2023
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friends with the benedicts

Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”

Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”

Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”
by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023
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Seggs Benedict

Basically an eggs benedict but instead of hollandaise sauce, its cum.
We only have 2 eggs for poaching, guess we'll have to have seggs benedict instead, Horatio
by kittbitch March 22, 2023
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eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.
"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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