Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011

Batin' Hoop

Engaging in copulation.
slang. derived from 'beating hoop'

Cork City, Ireland

I was batin' hoop wit your ol' doll last night--- I had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife last night

by CarWan2Base February 6, 2004

Batista

One who jacks of to gay porn and thinks of his mother while jerking

Look at that batista over there! Its watching gay porn!

by Monolithic_Juggernaut January 21, 2008

batisfaction

You wrap a bat round your schlong and achieve 'batisfaction!'

Man that bat wank gave me some good batisfaction!

I nearly battered myself to death giving myself a bat wank trying to get some satisfaction.

by butter fingers November 18, 2014

batid

you were on tiktok and you did the sport animal thing where u do the first letter of ur eye color etc.

first letter of your eye color - b

second letter of your name -a
third letter of your birth month - t
fourth letter of your favorite drink -i

first letter of your favorite pet -d

batid is your sport animal because it spells out it

by anonymous December 30, 2020

batikhäxor

Swedish slang, derogatory; singular: batikhäxa; English: batik witch; unattractive older female advocate for political correctness, multiculturalism, and feminism. Often seeking sex or love from younger male migrants or refugees. Preferably with the government paying the expenses of her love interest.

She's 57, he's 19. Batikhäxor got all the luck. ...sort of.

by Theodore M June 24, 2021

batian

A common name amongst expat homosexuals who colonise various parts of Africa. It is a common feature for Batian’s to have genitals that resemble that of a forest shrew. The origin of the name comes from a Congolese Pygmy tribe, renowned for their short stature, and equally short penises. The name roughly translates as “flat headed one”.

“Get away from me Batian”

by Charles dickends November 21, 2021