1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
Get the Barnes and Noblemug. Since the convenience store was closed and there was no lube left in the tube, the only pleasure they would find was in a dusty barn.
by memphiscreep October 8, 2010
Get the Dusty Barnmug. by gizz January 5, 2004
Get the bim barnmug. Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck
by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016
Get the The Barns and Noblemug. a place, or in reality a barn, where friends and people from all corners of Almont and surrounding areas come to have a good time. these good times normally consist of last second put together party's that always work out somehow in the end. everyone is welcome to this most glorious of hangouts as long as a person isn't sketchy, a creeper, or doesn't know the owners of said trap. the barn comes fully equipped with a Rockstar Bar, gnarly sound system, a random wall, and a few dead bats (one of which hangs on the random wall). during the summer months the heat is fought off with a fan and most of the time it does just fine. when weather gets cold the trapping still continues but in a little fashion, the trap tent comes into play. the trap tent is literally a fort/tent made out of tarps and is built to hold in heat when its cold out.
by sctbrdfrd February 27, 2011
Get the trap barnmug. by jahutch1226 October 28, 2019
Get the pack the barnmug. Is a Horse woman with a non horse husband. The spouse of the equestrian lady may as well be deceased; although actually alive, since he never appears in the barn.
Men who do not go to their wife's barn or horse events are non existent and thus their wife is called a barn widow.
by danxler November 30, 2010
Get the barn widowmug.