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barack lopez 

The coolest man on earth. A combination of George Lopez and Barack Obama. Anybody with eyes can see that he is clearly above us all.
Guy 1 - "yo dude im fucking #1!!"
Guy 2 - "no i think you're forgetting somebody...."
Guy 1 - "oh duhh i forgot barack lopez sorry man"
Guy 2 - "its okay you're a close #2"
barack lopez by obamaluver123 July 19, 2009

Barack [Obama]

one bloody awesome man and an inspiration to us all.
The president of the united states is Barack Obama

When i grow up i want to be just like Barack Obama
Barack [Obama] by bek_star January 20, 2009

Barack Obama 

The president of the United Stated of America. No one knows just yet if he will be "A Dream Come True", or "The Antichrist"(both actual quotes from people). But what we do know is that weather you like it or not, he's he for at least the next four years, unless he gets shot, which I highly doubt because: A, He's pretty much the most protected man in the world and B, If we didn't shoot Bush, why the hell would we kill Obama? Yes his middle name is Hussein. And? Yes, I'm a democrat, and I'm for him.
Grampa: How bout that Obamer*? I'll tell you what, that Bamer* sure is somthin'
Me: Umhm Grampa, he sure is.
Grampa: Your votin' for him aren't you?
Me: I may have the SAT scores of a 19 year old, but I'm still 12, Grampa.
Grampa: Then why are you wearin' so much makeup?
Me: I'm not wearing any makeup, Grampa.
Grampa: Jon, get me ma glasses.
Daddy: Okay, Ed.
Grampa: So THAT'S what you look like this year....

*Grampaspeak for Barack Obama
Barack Obama by Angelicawalker123 February 26, 2009

Barack Attack 

The revolution that will occur when the typically mentally unstable Obama wingnuts finally concede that Obama is a fraud and therefore unelectable.

These typical white wingnuts will join forces with the typical black radicals to create anarchy to over throw the government and Wall Street to get the reparations they and Michelle Obama believe society at large owes them for living in the United States.
The United States will face a racial schism, a Barack Attack, when white Obama wingnuts finally accept what the black radicals already know - that Obama is a fraud.
Barack Attack by who_knows May 24, 2008

Barack Obama 

pimp of the nation
hiya Barack Obama!wuss up mann
Barack Obama by gotten takarim June 18, 2009

Barack Obama 

To be brack obamad is to be shitted upon/ to leave a big fat log in someones toilet for 8 years
Yo tony yo bitch ass just got barack obamad