an excessively long text message
by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
Get the text booking mug.Constant, inane updates about every social move in someones life. Normally undertaken by those with a over zealous view of their own importance in others lives, or by those that realize their life is meaningless and try to buy social cred with ex school mates by these constant updates. Names and places mentioned are normally linked to profiles of people/bars/events.
Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
by Apostater November 12, 2010
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When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010
Get the Barking Spiders mug.When someone has been drinking and is drunk. They get on facebook wither it be their phone or a computer and they say things that they shouldn't be saying.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
by nickybobby October 20, 2009
Get the drunk booking mug.A word in Chess used to describe the checkmate delivered by a rook or queen along a back rank in which the mated king is unable to move up the board because the king is blocked by friendly pieces on the second/seventh rank.
by yourmum69420x May 27, 2021
Get the bare backing mug.Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.
Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 17, 2006
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