A fraud player who is so mid that he can only sit on the bench and be of more use. The greatest cheerleader in Portuguese history who is carried everywhere by better players and steals credit especially goals. Currently eating sand in Arabia.
He is absolutely finished and has been gifted every award by Papa Perez
He is absolutely finished and has been gifted every award by Papa Perez
by Father of Penaldo February 18, 2023
Get the Benchaldo mug.A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008
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by ACT Chef May 24, 2010
Get the Bench Fat mug.A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008
Get the Cock Bench mug.When a man is wanting to date/have sex with a woman and that woman keeps him around, even teasing him, but never indulges him. The man is known as a 'bench player.'
The term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game.
The term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game.
John "You hear about Mike? He's got a hard on for Erin."
Chris "Yeah man, she flirts with him but won't date the guy."
John "He's totally playing the bench on that one."
Chris "Yeah man, she flirts with him but won't date the guy."
John "He's totally playing the bench on that one."
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