Barakracy

The new era of government instituted in early 2009, represented by blank-check spending and the largest expansion of government since God said "Let there be light."

"Thanks to the Barakracy, my children's teeth will now begin to resemble those found in Great Britain. Thanks Barak!"

by ARPH February 10, 2009

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Barak'd

1. noun. To be slapped
2. noun. To be slapped in a club
3. noun. To be holding a condom and then being slapped
4. noun. To be blocked in basketball

1. She barak'd me.
2. At fusion I got barak'd
3. I got barak'd because apparently she's a virgin.
4. Dwayne Wade barak'd the hell out of Lebron James.

by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

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baark • BARK • Barker • barak • Baraka • Barka • Baar • barked • Barkin • barakat

Baarmp is an extremely versatile expression coined by the famous fire shell-spitting Yoshi of Super Mario Land! Baarmp can be used in a variety of phrases and such. Typically, it is used as a verbal forewarning of projectiles en route to kill you. However it can also be used to describe basically any human emotion when there is no other expression available.

Brandon: (Totally unaware of the incoming projectile from across the desk while fully concentrating on his current project.)

Bob: (Eyes ablaze with fury) "BAARMP!" (Launches a ball of wax, pegging Brandon in the head.)

by Bloodrocuted100309 April 25, 2011

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Barketability

How well a person can promote themselves in a bar environment to people they are trying to impress or have sex with.

That chick with the big breasts wears low cut shirts to improve her barketability.

Buying drinks, being funny, working out, dance skills and dressing well can all improve your barketability.

by JCo292 November 15, 2012

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