austria

schnitzel

austria. schnitzel

by enkoyomi on tt/insta February 25, 2022

Austrian Roulette

suicide; unlike Russian Roulette, this one uses push-fed firearms to ensure every trigger pull is a winner

"Hey dude how's it going at your cousins' wedding?"
"I'm into my 13th glass and none of the single girls will hold a conversation with me. I'm going to die alone."
"Don't sweat it, they don't know what they're missing out on. Instead of sulking there why don't we go bar hopping tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'll just play Austrian Roulette..."

by MahNamehJEF March 6, 2022

Austria

The most influential non-democratic member of the European Union.

Person 1: Austria? You mean Australia?
Person 2: Hitler, not Kangaroos.

by non-democratic Austria April 27, 2022

Austrian

A half-orgasm

Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded

Damn that gave me an austrian!

by tthe.antt May 25, 2022

Austrian Kneebump

A masochistic act of selfinflicted pain.
Have an injured calf muscle and then walk knee first into a table, bending your knee too far and feeling the pain.

"Oh yeah, i just did the Austrian Kneebump, gimme more, Mistress"

by wildcard.institute August 19, 2022

Austriacize

To give someone da cold shoulder merely due to his having hailed from a country in da Eastern Alps.

Now da worldwide immigration is such a common practice, there is less risk of being Austriacized in America.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

Austria

The one girl who truly is herself around you. She doesn't have to pretend to be someone else. You know you can always trust her. Guys love her... but she only loves one. She's one of the smartest people you will ever meet. Gorgeous. Self-confident. Loves her friends. She's probably an AMAZING kisser. Killer body, beautiful eyes, with a smile that will melt your heart.
"Is that an angel?" "No, that's just Sophia."xtremely cute really smart, has beutif

Austria is cool

by anonymous December 6, 2022