astaciones

a gas like drug that floats throughout the air that mainly can only go into affect by certain people. Causes very high mood swings and constant laughing. You may seem drunk or high but in reality are completely sober. Theres just some astaciones in the air is all.

Girl1:AHAHAHA OMG WE SHOULD GO ON A SWIIIIIIIING I LUUUUUV SWINGS
Guy:dude..what is up with her
Girl2: oh nothing, theres just major astaciones in the air.

by i.laugh.too.much June 26, 2009

Attention Hogg

A person who uses the deaths of others to gain internet fame and cash. This type of person will create scandals and drum up any kind of attention they can to keep their name current. They also have the unintended ability to rally people to heavily buy firearms at at alarming rate for some odd reason.

That guy is an attention hogg and he really is doing more bad than good. At least he is getting paid...

by Impureclient June 24, 2018

attackgonizing

An act of one becoming hostile and engaging in a mental or physical attack.

Multimedia can you stop attackgonizing me?

by Caleb Wolf January 21, 2019

Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.

"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.

by urbanronin September 25, 2021

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

Negative Attention

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.

Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.

by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021

attention deficit vagina

any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.

Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick

by Nurak K. June 9, 2008