a very strange (usually brown) creature that hangs upside down in caves and makes distinctive screeching noises.
by awhitevanbythenameofpetunia August 23, 2011

A blonde-haired girl who seems innocent but in reality is actually a horny little child. When she grows up she will likely end up taking it up the rear from every guy she ever meets.
by sweatshirt69 October 19, 2013

by hapa_dog June 16, 2019

Similar to closet whore an angela will appear to be an innocent, organized girl who tries to run the show. This ends up giving her bitchy undertones. In reality she is a whore who believes she is too good to be a skank and therefore will look down upon public skanks.
by concerned child advertiser February 28, 2010

A bitch that watches My Little Pony and steals littiest pet shop characters. Angela can't do shit to save shit.
by hotsexymammi123456789 February 28, 2017
