Why Always Me 

Inspired by ex Prem legend Mario Balotelli, 'Why Always Me' is used when a person feels that something has gone against them. It can be said in frustration, or sheer sadness at the bad luck you feel you have just experienced.

Graham quickly goes to drink his glass of water, having sustained a brutal thirst on this hot summer day. As he goes to take a sip, he drops the glass and spills it all over his chest. leaving him drenched and embarrassed. "Why always me?" says an obvious saddened, fed up and moist Graham.

Why Always Me by TheOfficalMario February 25, 2013

Once a Red, always a Red 

A phrase used by Manchester United or Liverpool fans meaning they will always support their team.

-Hey, you still support United? They are really bad lately.
-Dude, Once a Red, always a Red.

Once a Red, always a Red by Morfeakoss September 18, 2018

Oh, I always get yummy demerits! 

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.

Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

Oh, I always get yummy demerits! by .Mega October 19, 2019

There's always next year 

The Cleveland Browns Fan Motto. Typically used in abundance after week three.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the Browns get beat by the Buccaneers?

Browns fan: Yep, there's always next year.

There's always next year by Brownsfan4life March 29, 2012

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM. 

A short phrase spammed on Reddit about 7 years ago by some guy named yayvideogames.

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Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM. by verb8m August 6, 2018

there's always barber college 

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

there's always barber college by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence 

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.

Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence by Guest September 6, 2005