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alternative affection

Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.
A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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alternative music

What rock bands call themselves because they think it sounds more original then rock and they think it makes them different when really they are one of the millions off other "alternative" bands
Some guy from generic rock band- lets say we aren’t rock but play alternative music because then people will think we are really original and not rock
by Camera Boy January 22, 2007
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Alternative Rock

A catch-all phrase categorizing whatever music dorky high school kids listen to despite the fact that alternative rock can be quite varied musically. For example, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sound much different than Disturbed, yet both may be considered alternative rock. On the other hand, Disturbed sounds exactly like 3 Days Grace and Nickelback.

As punk was defined more by an attitude and an ethos than a particular style of music, so is alternative rock. That ethos is bands joining together all over America to make bland, passionless insincere rock music with lyrics about depression and breakups to cash in on teenage angst and stupidity.
Listening to alternative rock past high school is good indicator of a mental disability
by djangoshootsfirst June 26, 2008
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Alternative Press

A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.

Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.
Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!

Anyone Else: You fail.
by Horse Laughs At Your God November 28, 2009
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Alternative Medicine

Medicines or treatments that can used separately from other treatments. In the case of PTSD, an example of an alternative treatment could be Adaptive Disclosure, where different treatments are implemented based on the type of trauma.
As the patient was strongly opposed to man made medications, we suggested the use of an alternative medicine, herbal supplements that had proven to have a similar effect.
by jefferson9999 March 19, 2017
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Alternative Life Style

Someone who lives a gay or homosexual life. So do not be live like that. If you do, you are a loser!!!
Straight Guy: How is your alternative life style going?

Gay Guy: Shut up! Just because I am different does not mean I am that much different!
by Daniel March 27, 2005
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