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Word, The Alphabet

by Glaciam March 10, 2020
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Hepititis Alphabet

A big exaggeration on a person whom has more than one type of Hepititis.
Dude dont tap that she has the Hepititis Alphabet
You can never trust any girl with the hepititis alphabet
by anal pimp July 10, 2010
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alphabet queer

Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................

Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.
1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!
by Holden Tudiks sw July 19, 2023
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Alphabet Bandit

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.
by Tony Button November 25, 2019
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alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015
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The Alphabet Crew

Slang for the LGBTQIA+ community that is actually a funny nickname. I actually had to google how many letters it had to write this definition.
Person 1: I'm part of the lgbtqudhfowiuegfoiwg community.
Person 2: Oh you mean the alphabet crew?
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 13, 2023
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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