boxers all up in my shiznaz

1) When your boxers get lodged in between your ass cheeks, also known as your anal cavity or "gooch", especially directly after standing up.

2) Wedgie.

Dude, I got my boxers all up in my shiznaz.

by ulyk2tuchbumbum January 24, 2011

all up in my kool-aid

First off, kool aid don't mean business, it means your bitch, or what's yours, if someone is all up in your kool aid, it means they are trying to crack on to your bitch, if a chick is all up in your kool aid, hell yeah it mean she is interested in your business, but it don't mean kool aid means business, it means she mean business! It means you are gonna get your rubs if you play your cards right.

She know she gonna get laid.
She all up in my kool aid! ;)

by satan rox the hood, just know that. April 22, 2005

All kinds of fucked up

To get in or be in the state of a high, confusion or danger. As in getting fucked from all angles or directions.

1) "We hooked up some good shit and got all kinds of fucked up."

2) "She was the shit, after the date my heart and mind were all kinds of fucked up."

3) "Then the cops pulled us over and with what we had on us, we were all kinds of fucked up."

by Keoki March 14, 2005

All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

by quignugget June 30, 2010

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.

...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 08, 2011

all kinds of fucked up

when something is so messed up you can't even describe it. totally wrong.

cop: that murder in the park was all kinds of fucked up.

by thenerdytechie October 07, 2018