Aggressive Q-tip

The Aggressive Q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). Ironically, the receiver may need a Q-tip after the act is completed.

The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.

Tim was sleeping but Brian was hard and horny.

He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?

by YouReadyGrandma? December 11, 2011

Aggressed

A often sad but equally angry form of depression.

"You should put aggressed on urban dictionary" said Morgan.

by Meatyclackers February 19, 2019

Aggressable

1. Aggressive reaction from an agreeable person.

2. A form of passive aggression where the individual is genuinely agreeable by nature, but when pushed to their limit, they lash out in aggression.

3. Aggressive action by an agreeable person. One who is both aggressive in reaction and agreeable in reaction depending on the circumstances of the situation.

In dating situations, Jane often finds herself attracting men who are initially very into her yet slowly lose interest due to her overly agreeable nature. Jane then becomes aggressable; At one moment behaving like her natural agreeable self then suddenly reacting aggressive out of hurt and pain due to feeling like a doormat.

by Shebannah July 20, 2010

aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.

"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"

by EnniferJay August 16, 2014

aggressive kisser

A person who is known for their violent and forceful abilities while kissing.

Guy 1: "That girl Paula is such an aggressive kisser. She shoved her tongue into my throat"

Guy 2: "Thats hot"

Guy 3: "Ew"

by PAULAREVEALER April 7, 2016

Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Aggressive-Quantifying

When an angry person perceives repeated events occurring (real or not), and complains aggressively about it. Can be used in vague units "multiple times, many times," or in specific numerical units. Pissed-off people often use the verbal attack when they don't get what they want, (or get what they don't want). It can also be used out of desperation to try to belittle or undermine their victim's intelligence.

POP = Pissed-off person

Scenario A:
POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!!
Victim: If you pull any of this aggressive-quantifying crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look fit enough to do it yourself.

Scenario B:

Victim: So was this what you meant by this?
POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago.
Victim: What, so you're now a stopwatch, Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying I'm stupid for asking a request?

Scenario C:

POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him.
Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me.

Scenario D:
Victim: You mind giving me that list?
POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron!
Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things!

Scenario E:
Victim: **Paints picture with grace**
POP:***Yanks art tools from painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting.
Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!!

by Playrr May 10, 2020