adult

a middle aged grown up whos only purpose in life is to annoy and bitch to kids and teenagers. they hate pretty much everything and everyone, mostly their kids because they didnt have a good childhood and are now bitching and complaining about it to every other person 20 years younger than him or her, what a douchebag

at the age of 35, adults become uncool and zombielike, whos only purpose is to destroy the youth

by bob mckob January 8, 2008

adultism

The practice that people classified as adults are superior to children in one or more ways simply because they are adults.

Many deprived children can develop serious depression from this and develop a feeling of hopelessness as well as psychotic problems.

Son: "I'm a human who has the ability to understand and evaluate, I can decide whether or not Pot is a harmful herb."

Father: "No you cant your 16, and anyway I own you you cant do that to my body."

Son: "You silly adultist."

Adultism is bad.

by Joey_T001 December 10, 2010

adults only

Rating for items which persons 17+ are able to view but any epileptic retard with null typing skills could illegally download via the intarweb.

This adults only material is forever burned onto your hard drive.

by larstait October 13, 2003

Adult Wet Nurse movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the occupation of being an adult wet nurse. That is a woman let's adults suck milk out of her tit.

This is sometimes done among teen MILFs and in some bars you can go in and order a " Milk Mamma" and some woman will come out and let you suck the milk out of her tit.

Support the adult wet nurse movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 17, 2011

adultswim

The best TV progam show thingy ever.

Yay! adultswim is on!!! Let's watch it.

by Poopy August 27, 2004

tween adult

Those persons between the age of 18 and 21. Legally, they don't exist, for they are neither a child, nor a fully matriculated adult. They can be drafted, they can go to jail as an adult, but they cannot check themselves into a hospital or drink alcohol.

Man, I hated being a tween and a teeny bopper, but now I am a tween adult and still can't do shit.

by Quido1 November 29, 2011

Adult fun

Euphemism for sex, very common on chatlines used by people who are looking for intimate encounters.

I'm well endowed and I'm looking for girls interested in having some Adult Fun tonight.

by Luis F April 7, 2006