abortion stork

The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.

"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"

"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"

by romeojul March 13, 2010

Home abortion

Best done with a broom handle and a trampoline.

She couldn't pay the doctor so she did a home abortion.

by booooolol December 7, 2009

abortion daddy

the father of my abortion

you're not getting away with the withdrawal method - my last abortion daddy still owes me for medical bills.

by jsh October 30, 2007

Abortionist

Someone who performs abortions. These can be neccesary for many reasons, not the least of with in non-consensual sexual intercourse.

Kelly was raped and got pregnant so she went to an "abortionist".

by Open-minded April 13, 2005

abortiontastic

A middle aged woman who you would want to have sex with who is without child. A middle aged woman with child would be known as a MILF.

Damn that babe is hot as hell....

Damn straight she is abortiontastic!!!!!!!

by don rong October 19, 2009

Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!

by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009

abortion grenade

filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.

bitch, don't even think i wont resort to abortion grenades..

by Jeramald Peach June 11, 2006