by shaggypb September 4, 2012
Get the punk-assedness mug.The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.
I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
by Verosumatic October 5, 2016
Get the The Absentia Lardum Effect mug.when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence
you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.
by BrainAssembler November 26, 2010
Get the wrong-cumfully abused mug.An absentee fan is someone who claims to be a huge fan of a sport and/or a team. This person will own a ton of apparel for said sport/team, and watch sportscenter for highlights of that sport/team often. However, this person will never, ever watch actual games of said sport/team, and they will never be emotionally affected by the outcome of that sport/team.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
John: Hey Steve, we are all going to watch the Yankees ALDS game at Rick's house tonight, do you want to come?
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
by Yanksrule56 June 4, 2010
Get the Absentee Fan mug.(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.
Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
by K Numen February 11, 2007
Get the half-assedness mug.The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.
fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
by DuncanH June 25, 2009
Get the Abseiling mug.Patty: Sorry to have blown you off at spin class this morning. Meltem was in town last night, and we stayed out waaaaay too late.
Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.
Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.
by Judy Gresham August 14, 2010
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