eat a d

the act of eating a gentleman's dick

I am sooooo full from eating his D.

by lick my c August 24, 2003

S.G.A.D.S.

An abbreviation of the words 'Stupid Gay Ass Dumb Shit'
A comeback or insult without having to say the whole meaning, making the opposition curious of the term.
A term that no one, would ever like to be called. The use of these words can create trauma, paranoia or the act of having no comebacks.
Using these words un-abbreviated can cause an extremely negative effect.

*Person 1 watching Youtube's Fred's videos*
Person 2: "What kinda S.G.A.D.S. thing are you watching?!"
Person 1: "What the fuck?" *closes his laptop* "Whats sgads?"
Person 2: "Thats such a stupid gay ass dumb shit video you're watching!"
Person 1: "FINE! I'll never watch his videos again!" *storms off to cry.*

"You're a faggot, get the fuck out."
"You're a fucking blowjob."
"I'll kill you, you pussy"
"Bring it, you stupid gay ass dumb shit!"
".............fml"

by DEADP00L August 10, 2009

Lazarus A.D.

Kickass thrash revival band from Kenosha, Wisconsin. They have a unique sound with their first killer album, The Onslaught, which was released independently in 2007 under the name "Lazarus". Due to a legal dispute, the band was renamed to Lazarus A.D. with the re-release of The Onslaught on Metal Blade Records in March 2009, where they achieved underground success. The band has toured with Testament, Unearth, Woe of Tyrants, and a few others. I suggest "Last Breath", "Absolute Power", "Revolution", "Rebirth", and "Forged In Blood".

Guy: I jizzed my pants when I heard Last Breath by Lazarus A.D.

Girl: Yum

by TheFeedback November 25, 2009

Chick-Fil-A'd

The process by which you get someone's hopes up about eating Chick-Fil-A before they realize that it's Sunday and no deep-fried yard bird will be consumed.

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hey Sasha, what do you want for lunch?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "I dunno, what do you feel like?"

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hmm, I don't know .... Ohhh how does Chick-Fil-A sound!?!?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "Ohh yeah that sounds awesome!!!"
Chick-Fil-Aee (smiley face, mouth starts watering in anticipation of waffle fries and greasy chicken)
Chick-Fil-Aee "Damnit, it's Sunday!!! You Chick-Fil-A'd me again!!! I hate you and will punch you right in the sack!!!!"

by skele4door November 18, 2013

I'd like to buy you a drink

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."

A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

by Supergirl October 27, 2004

L.O.A.D.D.

L.O.A.D.D. stands for Lack Of Attention Deficit Disorder.

"LOADD" is a disorder defined as a constant feeling of laziness and general lack of motivation. Persons with "LOADD" (Commonly referred to as "Loads") have a tough time doing everyday tasks such us walking to the refrigerator or finding the remote.

LOADD symptoms can interfere with one's ability to get the most out of their capabilities, establish and maintain relationships, and maintain a general sense of dignity.

Hey, did they make your diagnosis yet, are you a total L.O.A.D.D.?

by brianz3450 August 7, 2009

Music A.D.D.

Noun: When You or some one can not listen to a song for more than a minute with out changing it to a different song.

Jake: HEY! Quit changing the song on your iPod!
Mitch: Sorry, I can't help it. I have Music A.D.D.

by Goldenpinky May 26, 2009