A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.
by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018
Get the Stuartmug. by Urbanmaster10101 February 21, 2018
Get the king stuartmug. A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.
by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021
Get the Stuartmug. Wilson Stuart is a very sexy man who is good at most video games. He may look good but he has an inability pull any bitches. His type are big booty asians who like Travis Scott, Kanye, and Playboi Carti
by Retarded Frog April 16, 2024
Get the Wilson Stuartmug. The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.
Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”
by LD666 July 12, 2024
Get the Jaimie Stuartmug. by thefooistrue November 6, 2017
Get the stuart mullinsmug. Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.
I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!
by Gggggsa January 12, 2014
Get the stuart greenmug.