two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

Tessa

Tessa is a very erratic, or unpredictable girl. She is always by that one shorter Harry Potter loving blonde friend. They spend 24 hours together and you can't, with all your might separate these girls. Tessa is a loving, loyal, outgoing friend and even if she may be shy in front of big audiences, in front of friends and family, she is a crazy, wild friend.

Person 1: I wish Tessa was here
Person 2: Wait who's tessa?
Person 1: Tessa is the best person you will ever meet in your life! Everyone needs a Tessa in their life.

by UrGrandmasHipReplacement December 18, 2022

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

Tessa

Tessa Netting.

You should subscribe to Tessa Netting.

by snacksaver123 December 21, 2020

Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.

Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa

by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022

Tessa

An annoying person whom i'd rather avoid, because that girl is diseased. She wears these stupid bucket hats and complains all the time, like SHUT UP

Tessa: *complaining about how my friend took out the braid she put in her hair*
Me: Tessa, darling, can you take one moment and SHUT UP
Tessa:

by Butterfle_Toast November 24, 2021

Tessa combs

Tessa combs is a white girl. She’s sweet gorgeous and cute, she’s very friendlier then everyone 😊 she has a lots of friends she also has a tiktok account! Her videos are absolutely amazing 🤩

“Omg is that Tessa combs?! Wow she’s famous I’m gonna go talk to her”

by mr potato girl April 29, 2021