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Friend of a Friend

A heterosexual friend of a homosexual. Adapted from the term "Friends of Dorothy". While a heterosexual cannot (by definition) be a "Friend", they can of course be a confidante to someone who is a "Friend". There is, however, a distinction to be made vs. "friend of a friend", so you have to listen for the capital F.
You're worried about Him? No, he's cool. He's just a Friend of a Friend.
by HusbandofJoan March 11, 2009
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Fuck a Friend Friday

Celebrated on the Third Friday in June. It is the one day of the year in wich you can hit up a friend you’ve always been attracted to and ask to fuck. This is wothout consequence or messing up relations or friend groups. Totally guilt free friend sex.
Friend 1: hey what’s up wyd tonight

Friend 2: nothin just chillin hbu?

Friend1: tbh nothin. I’ve always wanted to ask you this... wanna fuck?

Friend 2: omg thought you’d never ask. It is Fuck a friend Friday!
by PreMalone June 17, 2018
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Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.
I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.
by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007
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Funeral For A Friend

A Post Hardcore band from south Wales who were once a Sextet named "January Thirst".
They had a shuffle of band members and became the one of the greatest bands to emerge from the UK.
"Funeral For A Friend" put together a mixture of Hardcore, melodic metal, and punk to create the greatest sounding music from over the severn bridge.
The best band i have seen live, they sound way better than the record.
Matt Davies (lead vocals) is always in tune, can scream, and puts so much feeling into his voice, the two guitarists Darren Smith and Kris Roberts both produce riffs that Iron Maiden would be proud of, Gareth Davies (bass) sings backing vocals so well always in tune, and the drummer Ryan Richards is amazing, knows exactly when double-bass is needed and creates atmosphere with his perfect use of the "Zil Bell".

I recomend that everyone into any type of rock music buys "seven ways to scream your name" and "casually dressed and dep in conversation" why not go get "hours" too.

Im saying this, comng from Bristol where the Welsh are not the most liked people by any means.
Best Songs:

>Juneau
>The art of american football
>Bullet Theory
>escape artists never die
>The end of nothing
>This years most open heartbreak
>1045 Amsterdam Conversations
>She drove me to day time television
>Waking Up
>You Want Romance
>10 scene points to the winer

Funeral For a Friend.
by Chazzy_D August 24, 2007
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Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.
Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."
by JGR llll September 27, 2008
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helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Fuck a friend with L day

The fuck a friend with L day is on a Tuesday or Thursday in May, where you fuck a friend with L. If your name starts with L fuck someone on a Tuesday or Thursday in May.
Lynn let’s fuck. It’s fuck a friend with l day!
by Louann02 May 12, 2021
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