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zombie

To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.
by Ian January 30, 2005
mugGet the zombiemug.

liberal zombie

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.
The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.
by BWM,VA June 1, 2014
mugGet the liberal zombiemug.

Zombie-Proofing

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.
by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013
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phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
by jkkstyle June 13, 2013
mugGet the phone zombiemug.

Smartphone-Zombie

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.
Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.
by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012
mugGet the Smartphone-Zombiemug.

Zombie Crush

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.
I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.
by Phuqit July 3, 2010
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