Zeke moment

The moment you mess up so bad that the world stops to admire your stupidity.

A Zeke moment is when you fucked up a computer so bad that the teacher walked away

by A212389 June 18, 2023

Zeke

A person who is seemingly mysterious and unhinged, said to commit arson and war crimes also has S tier music taste and a big fat wiggly dick

Hey is that Zeke? I heard he be suckin clits clean off girls bodies

by Cocknballtorture69 May 1, 2022

Zeke

Zeke is a handsome, funny, tall male with a huge penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally he is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy so his rizz is crazy. Also he is known to be Kay Flock’s best friend since day 1

“Zeke is the cutest boy I know” - Friendly neighbourhood treesh

by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021

Zeke

Zeke is a nice boy. He has very pretty eyes and is always there for his friends. He’s very funny and can always put a smile on your face. With zeke you can talk about nothing and it will still be hilarious. He is so fun to be around and almost everyone loves him.

Zeke is cool

by Em14 December 27, 2021

Zekeing

Multiple definitions: 1). When one loses mental attention and is confused when they come back into focus 2). Failing to have full plans and putting responsibilities on others 3). Performing obscure actions repeatedly even when reprimanded 4). Alt form Zekein’

My homie be Zekeing in class because he keeps falling asleep.

Friend: hey man this is the tenth song that you played that sucks, STOP ZEKEKING!
Them: wait wait wait listen to this *plays I’m corny by Tom MacDonald*

by Ain’tlouisUniBoy July 21, 2023

Zeke and Ciara

Zeke and Ciara are the best couple around. Everyone wants to be like them. You can see how much Zeke loves her and you can see how much she appreciates his love. They go so good together and are gonna have the cutest kids.

Person 1 “Did you see Zeke and Ciara in the halls?”
Person 2 “yeah, total couple goals. Also, Zeke has a big butt”

by Walter the cool dude December 4, 2023

Zeke

A poet, a writer, a singer, a guitarist, a thought provoker, a video maker, a funny guy.

Zeke is longing for his sun.

by Ayobroski February 11, 2025