Youtube

a social media network that changes its fucking system every month.

Youtube just changed its system.
Fuck.

by Gaylord Pepper November 7, 2017

youtube

A website with a huge amount of videos. A lot of them are from overrated comedians, people with extreme political, religious fundamentalist or New Atheistic views, crazy conspiracy theories, videos that say they're about movies but only link you to another website and bad covers of songs. Comments on youtube videos are notorious for being some of the most stupid and nasty things the internet has ever seen.

After reading youtube comments my faith in humanity has become even smaller than it already was.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini August 10, 2017

Youtube

Def 1: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

Def 2: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

"You're a real youtube y'know that?"

by Archivist_13 January 22, 2023

YouTube

A website, started in 2005, where you can upload your own videos and let other people watch them, comment on them and like/dislike them.

I've just uploaded my first video on YouTube. Please watch it!

by Dan Is Quiet May 30, 2017

Youtube

A Company that wants to DEMONITIZE EVERYONE AND HAVE SOMEONE THAT SHOWED A DEAD BODY STILL HAVE HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

Logan Paul: *Shows a dead body*
Youtube: "Oh. Logan made a mistake! He will still keep his channel though so we can make money- I mean so people can watch his content."
SuperMarioLogan: *Says swear word or makes a adult joke"
Youtube: *HITS BIG NO NO BUTTON (Channel Demonitization)*

by EatDatPussy344 May 18, 2018

YouTube

A video sharing website that has gone downhill since 2016 after they implemented the so-called "Advertiser-friendly policy". The decline of the website has sped up so fast in late-2021 after they removed public dislike counters. Just like Facebook, it's so sad that they're currently losing popularity to its competitors like Rumble, Vimeo, Dailymotion, Odysee, PeerTube and others.

"Of course, i have ever seen a YouTube video about too many sharks in GTA V, in which is one-big clickbait video i've ever seen on this entire site." - Windows 7

by Ryan900USAYT February 9, 2022

YouTube

The thing that once you start watching u can't stop. It's like Netflix but with more options and u can actually put stuff on there for free. Some people make a living out of it cause they don't even have a life.

Cally: Imma go home a watch some YouTube!
Marigold: Why are u so obsessed?
Cally: I can't help it!

by BingwatcherFeather November 2, 2019