After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.
by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005
Get the Yogurt canonmug. A group of women come together and eat yogurt which has been laced with ecstasy. After they consume the yogurt, they engage in lesbianism which is then followed up by a group bowel movement onto symbols of patriarchy. It is said that this act promotes sorority, fellowship, and orgasms.
Sara: "Hey! Are you coming to my Yogurt Party tomorrow night?"
Aurora:"Yes I am! I have my case of Depends and a mixed CD of the Indigo Girls! Can't wait!"
Aurora:"Yes I am! I have my case of Depends and a mixed CD of the Indigo Girls! Can't wait!"
by omglolwtflesbians January 25, 2011
Get the Yogurt Partymug. by Vishus January 7, 2010
Get the Frozen Yogurtmug. John: How was your night with Sharon?
Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.
John: Ew! What'd you do?
Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!
Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.
John: Ew! What'd you do?
Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!
by squampton November 7, 2007
Get the chewy yogurtmug. by Babba ji March 13, 2022
Get the Yogurt stainsmug. A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
by tupac_lives July 22, 2016
Get the pony yogurtmug. by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014
Get the yogurt splattermug.