by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

by Hacky_798 April 25, 2019

2 definitions:
1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:
Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*
Other friend: you’re dead to me
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:
Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*
Other friend: you’re dead to me
by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022

by You’re hella irritating July 19, 2020

The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”
An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”
That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”
Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”
The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”
Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”
That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”
Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”
The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”
Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022

When someone says this it normally means someone is getting some sort of sexual favor. Sometimes used as a “thank you”
by unicornshart August 15, 2025

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
