After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.
by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005
Get the Yogurt canonmug. A group of women come together and eat yogurt which has been laced with ecstasy. After they consume the yogurt, they engage in lesbianism which is then followed up by a group bowel movement onto symbols of patriarchy. It is said that this act promotes sorority, fellowship, and orgasms.
Sara: "Hey! Are you coming to my Yogurt Party tomorrow night?"
Aurora:"Yes I am! I have my case of Depends and a mixed CD of the Indigo Girls! Can't wait!"
Aurora:"Yes I am! I have my case of Depends and a mixed CD of the Indigo Girls! Can't wait!"
by omglolwtflesbians January 25, 2011
Get the Yogurt Partymug. by Vishus January 7, 2010
Get the Frozen Yogurtmug. John: How was your night with Sharon?
Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.
John: Ew! What'd you do?
Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!
Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.
John: Ew! What'd you do?
Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!
by squampton November 7, 2007
Get the chewy yogurtmug. A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.
Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020
Get the Skim the yogurtmug. by MrJMChester December 19, 2019
Get the yogurt daddymug. by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023
Get the Yogurt Touchmug.