Yogurt canon

The sexually aroused male penis.

After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.

by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005

Yogurt Party

A group of women come together and eat yogurt which has been laced with ecstasy. After they consume the yogurt, they engage in lesbianism which is then followed up by a group bowel movement onto symbols of patriarchy. It is said that this act promotes sorority, fellowship, and orgasms.

Sara: "Hey! Are you coming to my Yogurt Party tomorrow night?"

Aurora:"Yes I am! I have my case of Depends and a mixed CD of the Indigo Girls! Can't wait!"

by omglolwtflesbians January 25, 2011

Frozen Yogurt

A term used at work that informs your co-workers that you are going to engage in sexual activity.

Hey bro, can you cover for me? I'm going out for some frozen yogurt.

by Vishus January 7, 2010

chewy yogurt

Eating out a chick with a yeast infection.

John: How was your night with Sharon?

Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.

John: Ew! What'd you do?

Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!

by squampton November 7, 2007

Forbidden Yogurt

Slang for semen

Damn why is that forbidden yogurt so thick?

by Cassandra Dimitrescu June 11, 2021

pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.

Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!

by tupac_lives July 22, 2016

yogurt-singing

When you sing a song but you get all the lyrics wrong.

Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.

OMG that's a classic case of yogurt-singing!

by aieaeoo December 1, 2020