A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006
A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.
by BeAnBeAn22 January 01, 2010
1. A phrase used to describe a particular type of person who believes everyone loves her, but they actually hate her.
2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.
3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.
3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
1) GIRL: Heyy boyyss :
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!
2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.
3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!
2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.
3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
by qwer1234 June 05, 2009
A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
by SotoMizer May 08, 2013
by GetReality January 05, 2022
1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.
by #theshitsheis June 20, 2015
These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)
Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.
by GZUS1 November 30, 2017